Being pregnant is magical in the sense that in one moment you could be puking your guts out, only to need frozen gummy bears just five minutes later. SOUNDS LIKE FUN DOESN'T IT. (The frozen gummy bears have been abundant. I've eaten approximately five bags in the past couple of weeks.)I've also eaten an entire pineapple in one sitting, as well as a bag of lime popsicles in two days. I've made a vanilla ice cream sundae and topped it with fresh bacon. I crumbled up the leftover bacon into a bowl of chopped up tomatoes and topped it with Italian dressing. I've eaten tomatoes with lime juice drizzled on top. I've sent my husband on runs to get Arnold Palmers and peach teas and french fries. I allowed my BFF to purchase twenty five dollars worth of Panda Express on a gift card just so I could stuff my face after not being able to eat for two days.
In other words....THIS BABY IS CRAZY AND IT'S TAKING ME WITH IT. Lily has actually started imitating the sound I make when I throw up when she's near a toilet. Yeah...nice.
At least I get to find out the gender in T minus six days.
Besides the foods, the pregnancy dreams have been in full swing. When I was pregnant with Lily, I had some truly freaky dreams. Well friends, the dreams are back, and just like last time they are freaking insaaane.
Like the one I had where I was at my own high school graduation again, except for that we all knew that we'd done it before so nobody took things seriously, and then the sky exploded into crazy asteroids and shooting stars and GIANT TAMPONS STARTED CHASING MY FRIEND CHELSEA. I am totally not making that shit up. Bobby Flay was there and he told me that my meatballs were 'okay, a little bland, but the short ribs were way better.' My brother-in-law was also there, except for that he was a zombie with gray paint smeared all over his mouth.
Yeah. And that's just one of them.
I'm in an icky sick-every-day phase right now, which isn't very pretty but I hope to see an end soon. Until then I'll continue drowning the sickies in A Baby Story, Baby's First Day, Teen Mom, and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
End ramble.
3 comments:
Whoa with the bacon and the ice cream. I loved Swedish fish when I was pregnant. I smuggled them into the hospital and ate them while in labor. Hope you feel better soon and SO exciting about the gender ultrasound!
Awww...feel better soon, Amy!
On the bright side, New Baby will be a ball of energy for certain ;)
I've never tried frozen gummy bears...good idea! :)
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